Ищу дополнительные мозги или таблетку для активации своих
(*^ー^*)

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

Happy New year 2u!o(*^▽^*)o♪

@музыка: радио

@настроение: после скандала

@темы: любимое, друзья, улыбнись